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=Redwall Wiki:Making Fun of Villain Leaders' Deaths=
I thought this would be a funny thing to do. Tell me if you don't get the joke.

:Cluny: Guess you wouldn't want bells at your funeral ''if you had one!'' Yeah. I went there.
:Tsarmina: I thought cats didn't like water.
:Slagar: Lassie! Slagar's stuck in the well!
:Gabool: Ooh, that must be one big blister!
:Ferahgo: Don't do bloodwrath.
:Badrang: Courage the cowardly stoat got killed by a 1 hit K.O.
:Nagru: If Joseph took all those skins he could be a mousefoxwolf.
:Swartt: Maybe you should get some books on parenting...
:Ublaz: Just a few disadvantages of owning a deadly snake...
:Damug: Tell your kids not to play with badgers.
:Mokkan: Say hi to the deepcoiler Samkim killed!
:Vilu: You sank, just like the titanic. Your heart won't go on!
:Ungatt: You're all washed up!
:Sawney: Taste the Rath.
:Gruven: Not anymore he isn't!
:Kurda: This is why you shouldn't run with scissors...or swords.
:Raga: Your last use was to serve as a Bol-ing ball.
:Gulo: Gulo! Gulo! Gulo! Headless! Headless! Headless!
:Riggu: Aww, poor kitty half-face got no brain.
:Vizka: Silly Fox. Don't play with fire.
:Korvus: You mess with the otter, you get the crudely fashioned double-bladed sword.

Again, if you don't get the joke, leave a message on my talk page. signed, [[User:Swordbearer|Swordbearer <+>()-]][[Category:Essays]]

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