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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{essay|Ragals}}<br /> == The Most Disappointing Villain Deaths of All Time ==<br /> *Cluny - Oh, the bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells... &#039;&#039;{continously saying bells}&#039;&#039;<br /> *Tsarmina - We&#039;re buildin&#039; a water park in Mossflower! Yeehoo!<br /> *Slagar - You&#039;ve got all the land below ground, man. &#039;&#039;All&#039;&#039; the land below it. No Malkariss or Matthias to waylay you now.<br /> *Gabool - Remember kids: Pet scorpions &#039;&#039;&#039;must&#039;&#039;&#039; be treated properly, and fed properly.<br /> *Klitch - Warning: ecstasy leads to imminent death.<br /> *Badrang - &#039;&#039;&#039;Finish him!&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;{A mouse in Bloodwrath appears and attacks}&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;Fatality!&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *Urgan - That thing on yer &#039;ead wasn&#039;t a very good idea, now was it?<br /> *Swartt - &quot;Don&#039;t let the Stripedog leave the room &#039;till I come back!&quot; &quot;Not to let &#039;im leave the room even if ye come back.&quot; &quot;No!&quot; &#039;&#039;(conversation goes on between him and his troops until Veil and Bryony arrive)&#039;&#039; &quot;Oh, we have company.&quot;<br /> *Ublaz - Your strength is your weakness.<br /> *Damug - Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!<br /> *Mokkan - &#039;&#039;(a hare arrives just before a lake of water. A stunt double fox is strangled, pushed in, and slowly drowns)&#039;&#039; And now for something completely different.<br /> *Vilu - &#039;&#039;(a ship sinks, and Redwall&#039;s TV show theme plays)&#039;&#039;<br /> *Ungatt - These are the days of Ungatt Trunn, son of King Mortspear, brother of Verdauga Greeneyes, punching bag for Lord Brocktree, and Groddil&#039;s fish bait.<br /> *Gruven - &#039;&#039;(maniacal laughter)&#039;&#039; Gruven Zann Juska- &#039;&#039;(disc scratches)&#039;&#039; -bor?<br /> *Kurda - You lost it. <br /> *Raga Bol - &#039;&#039;(Lonna takes out a Bol-ing ball, and it continuously spins, killing all 10 ratpins)&#039;&#039; Steerike!<br /> *Riggu - &#039;&#039;(a gun fires, and once the bullet hits a goose, it comes back and hits the shooter)&#039;&#039; Boomerang Bullet Bills! They come back to slay you!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> I didn&#039;t mock Ferahgo and Gulo because their deaths were actually satisfying. Ferahgo was replaced with Klitch for death mockery. Vizka was not included because I haven&#039;t read Eulalia! yet.<br /> [[Category:Essays]]</div>

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