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''A swish of an axe, a slash of a sword, a twang of a bow…That’s all it takes in this perilous land to fall dead to a greater creature. And like all warriors, Gunnar knew his time had come when he faced Skuultag. But Gunnar raised his steel, and the great battle raged. Gunnar slashed through the ranks of foes, intent on bringing them down to Hellgates with him, the fury of wrath boiling his blood and scorching his veins. And soon, the pair faced each other, each knowing neither of them would ever leave the battlefield with the breathe of life to touch their lungs ever again, or the savage beat as footpaws padded across the ground, pounding out a fierce tattoo upon the earth. Gunnar raised his sword, and locked it with the fox’s, breathe rattling out of their dry lips and weak lungs as they fought one last battle, and soon, both creatures lay dead, leaving the battlefield as one. But Gunnar’s warrior oaths…Did not rest soundly among the eternal lands of time…Rather, they spun. They spun, and they created a fire. A hungry fire. And it feeds of its ancient wood and stained steel…And grows. And soon, the steel spun as well, hardened and raised by its fire. But soon, the fire died, and war lay forgotten. But a single sword lay among its ashes. Its handle was ancient, its steel rusted, but there it lay, waiting for one mighty enough to take its handle and slash justice across the land of discord and violence…Once again.''

''Excerpt from the Journal of Jarvis, Wanderer of Mossflower Country, Teller of Tales.''

''~Season of the Bleached Oak''

==Greetings from Mars!==
My full name is Bartholomew Bucktooth Billberry Brunchscoffer Bowstring Bartemius Barton Bigfoot Brian Waltscallow, Son of Colonel Crumbertt Waltscallow.Quite a mouthfull, wot?

So I decided to shorten it a tad: Now it's Bartholomew 'Billberry Bowstring'. Why keep my middle name? Why because it jolly well reminds me of mouthwaterin' berries!

Sure is quite a lot of Redwall fans! They've got users of every species! They've got bands of badgers, hordes of hares, mobs of vermin, crowds of otters, armies of squirrels, tons of mice, legions of reptiles and enough birds to take over the bloomin' world wot! And believe me old bean, I'm pretty happy to see that many even know it'll take centuries to meet `em all!

Oh and any good cook is a friend of mine wot! Anybeast know how to make apple crumble?

{{Character|
image=[[Image:Cuthbert.jpg|150px]]
|caption= Madness at it's greatest!
|color=background:#406B2E
|character_name=Brigadier 'Stagborn Barty' Bartholomew Waltscallow
|species=[[:Category:Hares|Hare]]
|origin=Salamandastron
|gender=Male
|weapon=[[Sabre]], [[Bow and Arrows]], [[Pike]]
|death=Do the dead fire arrows? I think not!
|books= ''[[User blog: Bartholomew Billberry Bowstring|Claw and Tooth]]''
|}}

==The Library==
{{User Owns Redwall}}
{{User Owns Mossflower}}
{{User Owns Mattimeo}}
{{User Owns Mariel}}
{{User Owns Salamandastron}}
{{User Owns Martin}}
{{User Owns Bellmaker}}
{{User Owns Outcast}}
{{User Owns Long Patrol}}
{{User Owns Marlfox}}
{{User Owns Luke}}
{{User Owns Brocktree}}
{{User Owns Triss}}
{{User Owns Loamhedge}}
{{User Owns Tam}}
{{User Owns Rhulain}}
{{User Owns Eulalia}}
{{User Owns Doomwyte}}
{{User Owns Sable Quean}}
{{User Owns RogueCrew}}
{{User Owns Graphic}}
{{User Owns Cookbook}}

===Favorite books in order===
[[Long Patrol]]

[[Salamandastron]]

[[Taggerung]]

[[Martin the Warrior (book)]]

[[Lord Brocktree (book)]]

[[Pearls of Lutra]]

===Now onto the villains!===
[[Ferahgo the Assassin]]

[[Sawney Rath]]

[[Ungatt Trunn]]

[[Cap'n Tramun Clogg]]

[[Verdauga Greeneyes]]

[[Plugg Firetail]]

===The heroes===
[[Deyna]]

[[Tamello De Fformelo Tussock]]

[[Maudie Mugsberry Thropple]]

[[Brocktree]]

[[Southpaw]]

[[Bobweave]]

[[Skipper]]

[[Kroova Wavedog]]

[[Wild Doogy Plumm]]

===Favorite weapons===
[[Cutlass]]

[[Scimitar]]

[[Dirk]]

[[Bow and Arrows]]

[[Crossbow]]

[[Rapier]]

[[Sabre]]

[[Axe]]

I'm done with m'favorites. Now time to make friends.(I jolly well hope a cook will be)

==Friends==
[[User:Bartholomew Billberry Bowstring|Bartholomew Billberry Bowstring]] 10:50, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

You're always welcome at my mountain. -[[User:Snowstripe the Fierce|-'''Snowstripe the Fierce''']]
Hello! D'you know what, I made an apple crumble this afternoon! Yummy! --[[User:Laria Wavedeep|Laria Wavedeep]][[Image:Laria.JPG|60px]][[User talk:Laria Wavedeep|I am an otter of Redwall!]] 14:18, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

Ahoy! I like apple crumble/crisp though I don't make it-[[User:Segalia |Selra, Fox Warrioress ]] [[File:Segalia2.png|75 px]] [[User talk:Segalia| Decisions, decisions:to kill you or not? Good or bad?]] 11:17, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Hey! Welcome to the wiki! :D [[User:Fainnen |Fainnen ]] [[Image:Adaerna running.jpg| 75px | ]] [[User talk:Fainnen |Hares, sabres, and scoff, oh my!]] 15:43, August 13, 2010 (UTC)

Anothothe blinkin hare wot wot. were going to have to start our own Long Patrols soon, but of i course i do believe that i am still the highest ranked. But who really cares about that. And as for cookin have i got the food for you! (comes from my time as a corporal wot!) ----[[User:Sham De Fflorian Braybuck |Colonol Sham]] [[User talk:Sham De Fflorian Braybuck|Feeling a bit peckish?]] 06:00, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome to the wiki! It's a blinkin' pleasure to meet another long patrol hare! --[[User:Peony Laminar| Peony Laminar]][[Image:Peony_Laminar.jpg |75px|]][[user talk:Peony Laminar| I say, you chaps! ]] 15:59, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

--[[User:Neildown|Neildown - De Oppresso Liber ]][[image:Neil down.png|60px|]][[User Talk:Neildown| Semper fi ]] 02:08, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

I think it a smashing idea wot wot! but i've never heard of this redwall wars wiki, so you might need to help me out old chap.
----[[User:Sham De Fflorian Braybuck |Colonol Sham]] [[User talk:Sham De Fflorian Braybuck|Come sit by the fire wot!]] 02:16, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

I'm your friend, wot wot! --Rose Longfletch (((--------------> 21:30, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

I'm a cook!(and i'll be your friend too);)--[[User:Maudie Thropple |Maudie Thropple ]] [[User talk:Maudie Thropple|Who stole me flippin salad?!]] 23:15, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, my friend made an apple crumble today!--[[User:Dewface|Dewface]] [[Image:Dewface2.jpg| 65px]][[User Talk:Dewface|Matey, If your on my side, you've got noth'n 't fear!]] 02:34, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

Haharr Matey! [[User:Talanquel|'''T''''''a''''''l''''''a''''''n''''''qu''''''e''''''l''']] [[User talk:Talanquel|Perish!]] 21:58, November 10, 2010 (UTC)

I will be your friend I am a fantastic cook my specialties are crumbles you name it I can do it.[[User:Niko Banks|Niko Banks]] [[File:Matthias3.gif|40px]] [[User talk:Niko Banks|Whats up gangsta!]], 06:30. December 31, 2010, (UTC)

I'll befriend you! I'm an awesome cook!--[[User:Cornflowerofredwall|Cornflowerofredwall]] 01:06, December 29, 2011 (UTC)

Eulalia! Forward the buffs and chaaaaarrrgge! [[User:Vaylayna the Shade|Vaylayna the Mercenary]] [[User talk:Vaylayna the Shade|Shadows fall, yet they leave no mark.]]

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