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=='Ello!==
'''Hi there,''' I'm Redwall Obsesser! Welcome to my page-thingy. Whatever. I'll put some information down now, yeah. I get distracted easily, so watch out!

==My Obsessiveness==
I first discovered Redwall, eh, in 2006 I believe. I had recently finished the Harry Potter series and was looking for something to read. (By the way, I like to read large books. *gestures to three shelves filled with 300-page books*) I had been eyeing the bulky shelf of books with pictures of mice on them in the corner of my school library, so I asked my librarian what those tempting books were about and if they were good. I don't remember exactly whgat she said (Who would?), but it was something like this-- '' "Ah, those are the Redwall books. I've never read them myself, but other people I know have said that they are good. You should try them!" ''

So, as you may have guessed, I started reading them. My liking of them grew every time I read the next one. I really had no clue I was obsessed until it was time for [[Marlfox]]. I couldn't get it because the library didn't have it until three weeks. So, I read a small series (the dragon thing by Chris D'Lacey), waiting until the library had it. I wasn't sad at all in the beginning, but as it grew longer, I discovered it. I had found ''my'' series. Redwall. I composed a song about it (yes, a very bad one XD), and wept when no one was there, for I had not my Redwall book. This happened again, although much, much worse, after I had finished [[Rakkety Tam]]. I wanted to read Twilight, it was no big deal-- Four books. Psh. Well, I had forgotten that it was summer, and I had to read 2 books for summer reading. So, the whole summer, I was Redwall-less. I went on frequent mad rages, cried a lot, and often absentmindedly reached for asword at my side when someone was irritating me. But then, I finished Twilight (it sucked, '''DO NOT EVER READ THAT SERIES''') and I could read [[High Rhulain]] and so on.

==My Favourites==
'''Favourite Redwall Books:'''

1. [[Taggerung]]

2. [[Lord Brocktree]]

3. [[Outcast of Redwall]]

4. [[Doomwyte]]

5. [[Martin the Warrior]]

6. [[Pearls of Lutra]]

'''Favourite Redwall Characters:'''

1. [[Deyna]]

2. [[Sunflash the Mace]]

3. [[Zaran the Black]]

4. [[Martin the Warrior]]

5. [[Dotti]]

6. [[Gonff]]

7. [[Gorath]]

'''Favourite Villains'''

1. [[Cap'n Tramun Clogg]]

2. [[Badrang the Tyrant]]

3. [[Cluny the Scourge]]

4. [[Doomwytes]]

5. [[Urgan Nagru]]

'''My Personal Favourite Stuff'''

Redwall!

Volleyball

Softball

Writing

My bestest friend (by the name of Purple Crayon on Wikia)

Youtuuuube!

Ze computer

Video games (ex. Wii, Gamecube, Nintendo DS)

My "Rumor" (a crappy but efficient cell phone I have)

Expensive designer clothes! (I <3 Aeropostale, Abercrombie,
Hollister and American Eagle)

Neopets (a really fun site) and the Silver Moon Wolves guild in
it

Wolves, otters, mice, squirrels and badgers

Dr. Pepper, Sproke (don't ask...) and Pepsi

My iPod

==Stuff I've Done==

Tearful Vengeance

That's all for now. I do expect to possibly write another fan fiction
story, and I will (95% sure) write an essay on something.
Don't ever except fan art from me, I'm the
most suckish drawer ever. I can't even draw a good smiley face. XD

==A Little More About Me==
Hm, well, I'm very talkative, so you'll probably see me on a ton of
talk pages, um, I have really fast mood swings (look at my talk
page!), I can be the goriest writer ever or write a sweet story
about a butterfly. I use phrases from Redwall books frequently,
such as if someone does something wweird I say, "What in Martin's
name!?" instead of what the heck, and I say the word bally
frequently. I like to pretend I always carry a dagger around on my
waist, and I combined my three most favouratist animals into one and
made it me, the Mouttlf (mouse, otter, wolf)! Oh, and my life's goal
(besides something else) is to collect a hardcover, large paperback
and small paperback of every Redwall book, and also all of the
accessories. Also to meet Brian Jacques, get him to sign one of my
books, and get a picture with him. And, almost fergot, my nickname
on the computer is Hoggy. Long story. Dun ask. Well, I could drone
on fer hours, but I'm sure you don't want me to. -salutes- Bai!
(I'm putting my siggy here '''because I feel like it.''' GOT A
PROBLEM WITH THAT?) [[User:Redwall Obsesser|Redwall Obsesser]] [[Image:Sunflashthemace.jpg|35px]] [[User talk:Redwall Obesser|Talk!]] 23:50, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

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