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User blog comment:Silva the Squirrelmaiden/The Black Rose of Redwall/@comment-1421927-20090710222051

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Revision as of 22:20, 10 July 2009 by imported>Long Patrol Girl (started new page.)
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Its Shelob, the giant spider from LOTR!! Or the Painted Ones. But I'm thinkin' Shelob. or maybe its the critters they were takin' her to see?

...or maybe she is afraid of the dark and the forest is dark or maybe she wants attention so she's making up stuff or maybe she ate a poisonous mushroom on the way or maybe the shrews poisened her with nightshade or maybe she has a parastical insect inside of her feeding off of her internal organs and her brain or maybe she was bit by a rabid animal or maybe she has some kind of disease that makes her loose her mind or maybe she has a problem where whatever she wants to happen 'happens' (it doesn't really but that's what she sees, whatever she wants to see) or maybe she is the traitor and paid a fox asassain to follow them or maybe dinosaurs are attacking them like in Jurrasic Park and the raptors are gonna get 'em or maybe I'm following them and Rose is freaking out because she is afraid of hares (sniff) or maybe Darth Vadar is stalking them "Luke *cough I mean Rose I am your father!! Dang, its stuffy in here!!" or maybe its Darth Maul or maybe Yoda's trying to say, "Rose, the force be with you. Use this, the force, Rose." or maybe some humans from our world were transported into Mossflower or maybe the orcs are coming and the hob-goblins and goblings too and maybe Saruman is coming for them and maybe Rose is freaking out because she has the dark ring and Sauran is like looking into her mind..."I see you...!!"

Or maybe she ate a deadly fungus or maybe she has a tick or maybe she has lice or maybe she was bit by a snake and is loosing her mind. Maybe she has a head cold and has a HORRIBLE MIGRANE or maybe she has an ingrown toe-nail or maybe she needs to shave but can't because the shrews don't have razors and is loosing her self-confidence cause she has REALLY HAIRY LEGS. Or maybe the shrews are using a mind control device on her to see if she really is a "friend" or maybe she has a disorder or maybe she can't sit down for long or maybe she needs to sit down or maybe she needs to pour out her soul in a song but she can't sing AT ALL and doesn't want to embarress herself in front of Rayso and the shew bruthers and sisters. Or maybe woodland mice make her uncomftorable and she needs to be back with the sea rats or maybe she needs a vacation.

Ok, I'm done :)