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A swish of an axe, a slash of a sword, a twang of a bow…That’s all it takes in this perilous land to fall dead to a greater creature. And like all warriors, Gunnar knew his time had come when he faced Skuultag. But Gunnar raised his steel, and the great battle raged. Gunnar slashed through the ranks of foes, intent on bringing them down to Hellgates with him, the fury of wrath boiling his blood and scorching his veins. And soon, the pair faced each other, each knowing neither of them would ever leave the battlefield with the breathe of life to touch their lungs ever again, or the savage beat as footpaws padded across the ground, pounding out a fierce tattoo upon the earth. Gunnar raised his sword, and locked it with the fox’s, breathe rattling out of their dry lips and weak lungs as they fought one last battle, and soon, both creatures lay dead, leaving the battlefield as one. But Gunnar’s warrior oaths…Did not rest soundly among the eternal lands of time…Rather, they spun. They spun, and they created a fire. A hungry fire. And it feeds of its ancient wood and stained steel…And grows. And soon, the steel spun as well, hardened and raised by its fire. But soon, the fire died, and war lay forgotten. But a single sword lay among its ashes. Its handle was ancient, its steel rusted, but there it lay, waiting for one mighty enough to take its handle and slash justice across the land of discord and violence…Once again.

Excerpt from the Journal of Jarvis, Wanderer of Mossflower Country, Teller of Tales.

~Season of the Bleached Oak


Greetings from Mars!

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My full name is Bartholomew Bucktooth Billberry Brunchscoffer Bowstring Bartemius Barton Bigfoot Brian Waltscallow, Son of Colonel Crumbertt Waltscallow.Quite a mouthfull, wot?

So I decided to shorten it a tad: Now it's Bartholomew 'Billberry Bowstring'. Why keep my middle name? Why because it jolly well reminds me of mouthwaterin' berries!

Sure is quite a lot of Redwall fans! They've got users of every species! They've got bands of badgers, hordes of hares, mobs of vermin, crowds of otters, armies of squirrels, tons of mice, legions of reptiles and enough birds to take over the bloomin' world wot! And believe me old bean, I'm pretty happy to see that many even know it'll take centuries to meet `em all!

Oh and any good cook is a friend of mine wot! Anybeast know how to make apple crumble?



The Library

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File:RedwallUSCover.jpg This user owns a copy of Redwall.
File:MFhardcover.jpg This user owns a copy of Mossflower.
File:MattimeoUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Mattimeo.
File:SalamandastronUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Salamandastron.
File:MTWHardcover.jpg This user owns a copy of Martin the Warrior.
File:BMUS.jpg This user owns a copy of The Bellmaker.
File:TheLongPatrolUS.gif This user owns a copy of The Long Patrol.
File:MarlfoxUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Marlfox.
File:LolUS.jpg This user owns a copy of The Legend of Luke.
File:LbUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Lord Brocktree.
File:TrissUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Triss.
File:LoamhedgeUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Loamhedge.
File:RtUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Rakkety Tam.
File:HrUS.jpg This user owns a copy of High Rhulain.
File:Eulalia.jpg This user owns a copy of Eulalia!.
File:DoomwyteUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Doomwyte.
File:Sablequeanus.jpg This user owns a copy of The Sable Quean.
File:TheRogueCrewUS.jpg This user owns a copy of The Rogue Crew.
File:RGN.jpg This user owns a copy of Redwall: The Graphic Novel.
File:Rwcookbook.jpg This user owns a copy of The Redwall Cookbook.



Favorite books in order

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Long Patrol

Salamandastron

Taggerung

Martin the Warrior (book)

Lord Brocktree (book)

Pearls of Lutra

Now onto the villains!

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Ferahgo the Assassin

Sawney Rath

Ungatt Trunn

Cap'n Tramun Clogg

Verdauga Greeneyes

Plugg Firetail

The heroes

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Deyna

Tamello De Fformelo Tussock

Maudie Mugsberry Thropple

Brocktree

Southpaw

Bobweave

Skipper

Kroova Wavedog

Wild Doogy Plumm

Favorite weapons

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Cutlass

Scimitar

Dirk

Bow and Arrows

Crossbow

Rapier

Sabre

Axe

I'm done with m'favorites. Now time to make friends.(I jolly well hope a cook will be)

Friends

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Bartholomew Billberry Bowstring 10:50, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

You're always welcome at my mountain. --Snowstripe the Fierce Hello! D'you know what, I made an apple crumble this afternoon! Yummy! --Laria WavedeepFile:Laria.JPGI am an otter of Redwall! 14:18, August 11, 2010 (UTC)


Ahoy! I like apple crumble/crisp though I don't make it-Selra, Fox Warrioress File:Segalia2.png Decisions, decisions:to kill you or not? Good or bad? 11:17, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Hey! Welcome to the wiki! :D Fainnen File:Adaerna running.jpg Hares, sabres, and scoff, oh my! 15:43, August 13, 2010 (UTC)

Anothothe blinkin hare wot wot. were going to have to start our own Long Patrols soon, but of i course i do believe that i am still the highest ranked. But who really cares about that. And as for cookin have i got the food for you! (comes from my time as a corporal wot!) ----Colonol Sham Feeling a bit peckish? 06:00, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome to the wiki! It's a blinkin' pleasure to meet another long patrol hare! -- Peony LaminarFile:Peony Laminar.jpg I say, you chaps! 15:59, August 15, 2010 (UTC)


--Neildown - De Oppresso Liber File:Neil down.png Semper fi 02:08, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

I think it a smashing idea wot wot! but i've never heard of this redwall wars wiki, so you might need to help me out old chap.


Colonol Sham Come sit by the fire wot! 02:16, August 18, 2010 (UTC)


I'm your friend, wot wot! --Rose Longfletch (((--------------> 21:30, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

I'm a cook!(and i'll be your friend too);)--Maudie Thropple Who stole me flippin salad?! 23:15, August 27, 2010 (UTC)


Hey, my friend made an apple crumble today!--Dewface File:Dewface2.jpgMatey, If your on my side, you've got noth'n 't fear! 02:34, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

Haharr Matey! Talanquel Perish! 21:58, November 10, 2010 (UTC)

I will be your friend I am a fantastic cook my specialties are crumbles you name it I can do it.Niko Banks File:Matthias3.gif Whats up gangsta!, 06:30. December 31, 2010, (UTC)

I'll befriend you! I'm an awesome cook!--Cornflowerofredwall 01:06, December 29, 2011 (UTC)

Eulalia! Forward the buffs and chaaaaarrrgge! Vaylayna the Mercenary Shadows fall, yet they leave no mark.