User:Talanquel
| Talanquel | |
| I'm so evil that nobeast has survived long enough to take me picture! | |
|---|---|
| Species: | Black Wolf |
| Place of Origin: | North of the lands of ice and snow. |
| Gender: | Male |
| Weapon: | Teeth and claws |
| Death: | Killed by Slith Eelback the otter in a duel that would later become legendary |
THIS USER HAS BEEN BANNED UNTIL JUNE 10 2011
Dis be th' alternate account of another user on RedwallWiki who will remain unnamed. Every time I save an update, it usually cuts off d' last couple o' sentences, which is why th' previous info I 'ad on here is gone; it deleted everythin but me infobox!
Friends
[edit]If ye want t' ally yoreself wid th' forces of darkness, inscribe yer mark 'ere!
Meself of course, Talanquel Perish!
Biggren I'll slit yer scurvy gizzards!
Lord Bluestripe File:Orlando.jpg Eulaliiiiiiaaa!
You signed mine, so I sign yours! Asria Wildlough File:Asria2 byLaria.jpg Beware the sword of Martin! 19:32, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
Signatures
[edit]Here be me marks from past ages.
Polls
[edit]Do ye dare t' take me polls?
.1
<poll>
Is the Redwall series your favorite?
Yes!
No!
Possibly
</Poll>
.2
<poll>
Which scenario seems most likely in a duel between the Taggerung and Ruggan Bor?
Tagg would swiftly leap on Ruggan Bor and swiftly slay him with a single blow from the Sword of Martin.
Tagg would leap on Ruggan Bor but the fox's reflexes would be quicker and he would whirl around and slay Tagg.
The two would cautiously circle each other and suddenly pounce on each other, the ensuing scuffle would result in a double burial that night.
Tagg would run back into the abbey and hide under his bed and cry.
Ruggan Bor would run away screaming in fright at the mere sight of the Taggerung.
They would both spit on their paws and join together in a massive attack on Redwall Abbey.
Ruggan Bor would confess that he was finished with his evil ways and join the Abbeydwellers in peace.
</Poll>
.3
<poll>
What will Brian Jacques title his next book?
The continued adventures of the Rogue Crew.
The untold story of Groddil the fox.
The Humans.
Redwall in Ruins.
The return of Vulpuz.
The Rogue Crew is his last book.
Idk?
</poll>
.4
<poll>
In the following scenario, which option do you prefer the best? Ungatt Trunn arrives at the shores of Mount Salamandastron and he:
Leaps up the side of the mountain and defeats everyone in the mountain single-handedly.
Does'nt even see the mountain because of a thick fog, and passes by.
Brings shiploads of scoff for the bally hares, turning them to his side and thus winning the war.
Hires armies of green rats to fly around the mountain, creating a whirlwind that destroys the mountain.
Gets bit by one of his darling spiders. A deadly poisonous one.
</poll>
.5
<poll>
In the following scenario a young hare by the name of Pikkle Ffolger arrives at:
The mountain of Salamandastron and scoffs the blinkin mountain whole.
The Abbey of Redwall, leading an army of blue rats.
Castle Floret and is thrown from a high window by an otter, for eating too much scoff.
The Northlands and makes a name for himself among the local vermin, by bolting all his enemies down his hungry throat.
The Isle of Sampetra and is starved to death by the vermin there until he blows away in the wind, a tattered rag compared to his formerly healthy figure.
</poll>
.6
<poll>
Should a human be introduced to a story?
Horrors no!
Absolutely not!
Probably not.
Maybe.
Possibly.
Yes.
Idk.
</poll>
.7
<poll>
If you could read the Rogue Crew right now for a price what would it be?
You would have to pay me to even open the cover.
Nothing.
$1.
$50.
$100.
$1000.
$1,000,000.
My eternal soul.
Idk.
</poll>
.8
<poll>
Should a Wolverine ever be a good/grey character?
Yes.
No.
Maybe.
Idk.
</poll>
.9
<poll>
Should Vulpuz, Lord of Hellgates appear in the flesh in any future books?
Yes.
No.
Maybe.
Idk.
</poll>
.10
<poll>
Do my polls have too many options?
Absolutely.
Positively
Certainly
Yes
Maybe
Idk
Possibly
Not really
No
Definitely not
</poll>
Sorry about the disappearing polls, mateys. Every single time I save my work it deletes the entire lower half of my work or gives me a spam protection filter page. Now i'm afraid to do anything more here because of the errors. To solve this problem, I have recently been copying everything I was working on and pasting it in again when it deletes everything. That is the reason why the recent changes page is usually clogged with my stuff. (Also, I cannot use the preview function, it simply doesn't respond; which is why I have to save my work instead of previewing it which contributes to the clogging problem)
About M'self
[edit]I live in the U.S.A., Alabama to be specific.
My favorite book in the redwall series would have to be... Taggerung.
I plan on becoming an Architect.
Favorite book: Bible.
Favorite music: um...The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Favorite movie: dunno... don't watch them.
Favorite game: Runescape or Darkorbit.
Favorite color: 0029A3.
Favorite place: Oregon.
Favorite building: Burj Khalifa.
Updates
[edit]If ye wish ter be updated on me upcomin' FanFic Legend of Marfang; sign below th' line.
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Lathagarr Haharr me cullies! 18:35, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
IRIDIAN Hi! 11:40, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
Biggren I'll slit yer scurvy gizzards! 12:20, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
Update List
[edit]This spot's for me ter put th' names o' those what wants ter be updated. (I will not be updating for 1 month because I have been banned for a crime I did not commit, see you in January or late December)
⟩⟩⟩ Lathagarr Stormgale of Tronn
⟩⟩⟩ Biggren
⟩⟩⟩ Biklay Fierlan
Random
[edit]This section was created so that when I want ter add another topic, I don't run th' risk of deletin' me entire page; it'll just delete th' contents o' me random section instead when I make me next topic here.
(Why is there a poll with no options appearing below this???)
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