User:May Streamdog
Me? Well, first of all, I'd like to say this
I miss you, Perigord Habile Sinistra, laddie buck, miss ye, sah!
And ye too, Shogg, me matey
And you too, Lady Cregga, marm!
(I can't beleive I'm gonna say this) Plugg Firetail, Scummy and Slitfang!
And I'd just like to ask you this question Do you ever get the feelin that, for example, when you read the Long Patrol, you don't repect the characters as much you should, but when you skip over to The Taggerung, (And when perigord's name was mentioned) I was all in tears, remembering how brave and skilled he was, and I never paid him that much attention! And now I wanna read the book again. So the question is, have you ever felt this way?
A thing I've noticed...
Brian never made...a call of nature, I hope you know what that means...(toilet time!)
And also, most of the dibbuns in the books seem to be orphans.
The battle of Boiling water by Brian Jaques
[edit]Well I have to sing of a day in Spring,
When I kissed me wife an' daughter,
When I marched away to join the fray,
At The Battle of Boiling Water.
With a tear in me eye and an apple pie,
I roared the jolly chorus,
As the drums did roll for the Long Patrol,
We conquered all before us!
There was Colonel Stiff an' Sergeant Biff,
Who had a wooden leg sah,
And in the lead, oh yes indead,
Stood Lady Rose eyes Cregga,
And there was Corporal Black the big lancejack,
An' meself a half ear shorter,
An' a small fat cook with a dirty look,
At the Battle of Boiling Water!
So we ate out scoff an' the war kicked off,
Twas a day of fearsome slaughter,
An' a skinny rat shot off me hat,
At The Battle of Boiling Water.
Then the good old Sarg just yelled out "Charge!"
Ten thousand vermin scattered,
While the pudders flew til the air turned blue,
All steamed and fried and battered!
Well I knocked the socks off a fluffy fox,
An' wollaped a weasel wildly,
I snaffled a coat off a stinkin' stoat,
An' flattened a ferret finely.
We whacked an' thumped an' kicked an' jumped,
We showed the foe no quarter,
'Til they ran away an' we won the day,
At The Battle of Boiling Water!
May Streamdog
[edit]Name - May(lein)
Species - River otter
Gender - Female
Weapon - Dirk and Blue Jay arrows and bow
Death - Still thinken on this one...
Appears - ???
Weather in the feilds ( Poem by me)
[edit]In the harsh, hot feilds where farmers dwel,
The sun beats hot onto their backs,
But the rainclouds swell,
And wind rebuilds,
To destroy this boiling day.
Thunder booms and lightning strikes,
dark grey clouds cover the sky,
The rain pounds hard, upon the rocks,
Be careful not to drown!
Then the storm does cease,
and clouds lay light,
The sky is blue once again,
But the ground is not yellow!
Like a down-right soaked fellow,
But covered in puddles and stains!
So when the feild does dry,
And the sun out again,
May the farmers resume their work,
And plant the crops they will later eat,
In order to survive.
Books I've read:
[edit]Redwall - That was the first book I read of Redwall, Cluny wa a little...stupid compared to other vermin leaders
Mossflower - One o' the best!
Mattimeo - I haven't read it yet
Mariel of Redwall - I haven't read it yet
Salamandastron - It was good!
Martin the Warrior - I haven't read it yet
The Bellmaker - I haven't read it yet
Outcast of Redwall - I haven't read it yet
The Pearls of Lutra - Betterf than all pirate or treasure books!
The Long Patrol - That's one sad book, marm!
Marlfox - I haven't read it yet
The Legend of Luke - I haven't read it yet
Lord Brocktree - I haven't read it yet
The Taggerung - One o' the best!
Triss - Poor Kroova and Shogg!
Loamhedge - I haven't read it yet
Rakkety Tam - I haven't read it yet
High Rhulain - I haven't read it yet
Eulalia! - I haven't read it yet
Doomwyte - I haven't read it yet
The Sable Quean - I haven't read it yet
The Rogue Crew - I need that book...