User:BallyHare

He's here,

He's there,

He's everywhere

He's Tallyare

Dallyare

Dillywin doo

He's Merryhare

Hairyhare,

Derrylong doo

But really, his name,

None know, tis true.

That's Ballyhare,

M' good sir to you!

Hello old world! Tis me, BallyHare! I'm a jolly, scoffswipin' beast, who'll play y' a rousin' tune for a crumb o' crumble, a taste o' tart or a bite o' blackb'rry pie!