User:GEARS OF WAR 2
Hi.I'm Gears of War 2,I like video games,sports,books,animals,a lot of other stuff.I've almost read every single red wall book.I like the villains more,but I like Tagg the best of all heroes.
Some Facts which Jacques really screwed up
Jacques is an awesome writer, just has some screwies. He needs to pick up on some facts. Though I shouldn't care, as there is little, I hope my ignorance is placed aside.
- Newts, are Amphibians, not reptiles, and can't be reptiles, or classified as such.
- Badgers, are almost completely solitary, carnivorous, and I doubt would even care for some hare.
- Wolverines are smart, not dim witted individuals.
- Eels are fish, not reptiles.
- It's highly improbable a Rat, would fall to a mouse, or smaller creatures.
- As seen in Martin the Warrior, he supposeofly keeps the sizes which they actually are, which is false, Monitors are huge, while they're small in the books, while birds are huge, they're still huge in the books.
- And others.
Fanon
[edit]Tale of Death and Life
[edit]Chapter 1 In the middle of the lands of Rakka Thoe, stood a mighty warrior. Ripa Bor! Monitor Warlord. Everything about him was a weapon, from his knife tipped tail and claws, to his foul toxic saliva. He was taller, bigger, and stronger than all who opposed him. His horde was of only lizards, considering other creatures weak and unreliable.
Noticing some stragglers, he called to his top assassins, Filg and Rink. Filg was a strong, fast, and overall bigger and better than Rink. His two large fangs, and red frill extending from his head gave a menacing look.Rink was small and agile, completely covered in small horns.
"I want all stragglers dead! Families or loners, dead!"Ripa's strong voice snapped,"You will be nailed to posts by your arms and tales if there are any within two yards of my horde in two days, no exceptions!"
Waiting until they left, he roared at his small messenger,Leaf, a gecko."Spread the word,'Any stragglers will die!' Understood?"
Shaking with intense fear,Leaf sputtered."Ye...Y...Yessss...Sa, Sire!"He scurried away, quicker than any small legged creature should go.
Ripa was woke by the smell of a badger, he heard a very shrilling scream, he picked up his small sword/cleaver, it was tall as a sword, and two inches thick until the last part of steel, it went out three more inches, much like a cleaver blade attached to a sword tip.
Fitting a small cloak on, he went hunting, he had delt with badgers before, they were true warriors, and he respected their ways.Strideing through the flatland, he spotted the pure black badger, it had a great hammer in it's paws, he also noticed the forty hedgehogs, he delt three a death blow, than challanged the beast."Stripe Dog, what's your name?"
"I am Darkfur The Crusher!" He roared. "I rule these lands with my Brother, Stripe Back the great!"Putting the hammer's head upon two lizards, he continued."And you will die!"
"Will, I'm sure that may happen someday, but now it's your turn, see you at the Dark Firest!"Rippa waited for Darkfur to come, he side stepped and with one blow and the element of suprise, sent the Badger sprawling, he picked up a spear, he jabbed three times, than jumped away. Darkfur stood up, and charged once again. This time Rippa jumped over him useing the badgers head. He bit down on his vitcims neck, and ripped out a chunk of flesh, he swollowed, and walked away from the corpse."Bring his body to my tent, I'm hungry!"