User:John-E/Demented Cockroaches
If you like Demented Cockroaches (Cockroachus Dementedus), and you can do accurate impressions of them, please type your name below the line, or my pet Maniac (Himphrey Gigglebert III, fondly known as Meringue Strudel-Pie) will come around and tickle you with his nunk.