User:Laurel haremaid

Hello all! Laurel Haremaid here, and welcome to my page. I am a young female hare who ran away from Salamandastron because I didn't like living under the same roof (or slab of rock) as Colonel Fernspike. (Scroll down to read the rest of my story.) So that's all I'll say for now. Read my blog, post a comment, edit my talk page, or be my friend. I'll cya around, wot! Redwaaaaaaallll!!! Eulaliaaaaaaa!!!

--Laurel Haremaid ^{Oooh look, a pastie!} 08:30, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

News

I am so sad to hear of Mr. Jacques' death on February 5. He was too young to die and he shouldn't have had to go in that way. He brought so much joy to so many people, and it must be devastating for his wife, children, and grand-child. Now I'll never get to meet him in person (until after I die) but my whole family will be praying for him. I cried way more than I thought I would when I heard the news; he was at the top of my favorite authors list. When I read his last book I was in a totally different place of mind.

A Word From Laurel

I, Laurel Haremaid, was born in Salamandastron to Iris and Lucas Harerabble. I felt I was chastised too hard by the Colonel Fernspike chap for scoffing half (only half!) of the blinkin' old rasberry and mulberry pie that was supposed to be for the upcoming promotion ceremony. May not have been too wise, but I ran away, and came upon the jolly old Redwall Abbey, where they took me in, a starved, poor, young, bedraggled hare. My last meal (last blinking meal!) had been the day before when a kind old mole chappess gave me some tucker and berth for the night.

That was last season. Now I am living the peaceful life at Redwall, where the weather is fine, the jolly old chaps and chappesses are good, and where the scoff is very much better than at that blinking mountain, wot wot! Although, I might have to start looking for a new home. That Assistant Cook has been at me a lot lately for scoffing (or so he says!) the pies and pasties he sets out to cool on the windowsill. Hmm, must be one of the dibbuns, greedy little chaps, always sticking their paws into something or other.......

(I am currently making this into a fan fic story, so check it out, and post a comment! Also, look at my poem! Do it, or else... --Laurel Haremaid ^{Oooh look, a pastie!} 08:30, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

About Me (In real life)

I'm 15, and a highschool sophomore.
I'm a Roman Catholic
I love reading and writing.
I have a lot of interest in marine biology/ marine science and I might want to pursue it as a career.
I act, and love it!
I'm taking college classes now
Brian Jacques inspired/inspires me to write, and I can't believe he passed away so soon.
I dance; mostly tap.
I'm learning piano and guitar. I just finished Silent Night and am learning the Doctor Who 11th Doctor them song, both on the piano.
I have glasses for distance. But I don't usually wear them...
I tend to be a little more nerdy than flaky and girly, but I'm not really a typical nerd.
I am not a morning person.
I've been reading Redwall for, hmm, 'bout four years I think. : )
I like rain
Whenever I find someone (in person) who reads Redwall, I immediately want to give them a hug and be their friend, 'cause where I live people like that are rather rare...
I've read every single one of the Redwall books at least twice!
I am homeschooled.
When I was little, I seriously thought I would never grow and be a big kid. Now I'm a middle-teen and it's kind of a weird stage in life because you don't get as much respect as an adult but a lot more responsibilities than a kid. I want to go back to being seven again. :)
I am on Facebook now (Dracula music), and sad to say, it's becoming one of those things you look forward to each day... ah well.
Some people say I'm a neat freak, but others call me a slob. It really depends...

My Redwall collection

The Rogue Crew
The Sable Quean (from my best friend)
Redwall
Mossflower
The Bellmakeer
Pearls of Lutra
Eulalia!
Legend of Luke (signed by Mr. Jacques himself!)
Triss
Taggerung
Marlfox
Lord Brocktree (courtesy of my mom's friend, who got me started on Redwall)
Loamhedge
Outcast of Redwall
Long Patrol
Doomwyte (thank you Uncle Patrick!)
Salamandastron
The Redwall Cookbook (the recipes are really good...)
Two posters
Two of the Redwall Journals, which I had fun filling up!
Castaways of the Flying Dutchman and The Angel's Command (just thought I'd add that)
I've read all the Redwall and Angel's Command books

Favorites (Redwall based)

Redwall books: Taggerung, Triss, Mariel of Redwall, and Lord Brocktree
Weapons: bow and arrows, sling, and the Sgian Dhu Rakketty Tam carries
Badgers: Sunflash the Mace, Mara, Russano, Cregga (she lives so long!!!)
Mice: Springald, Abbess Meriam, Rose, Kastern, Mariel, Joseph the Bellmaker, Simeon
Hares: Maudie Thropple, Dotti, Tammo DeFormello Tussock, Brigadier Crumshaw, Hon rosie, Pasque Valerian
Squirrels: Fenna, Janglur Swifteye, Rakketty Tam, Trefoil
Otters: Deyna (Tagg), Kroova, Bagg and Runn
Moles: Foremole Brull, Grumm Trencher, all the little molebabes (they're so cute!)
Hedgehogs: Abbot Humble, Corksnout Spikkle, Durry Quill
Birds: Boldred
Place: I think the watermeadows, besides Redwall itself, of course!

Favorites (Otherwise)

Animals: marine life, invertebrates, whales, pinnipeds, all birds, unicorns (which, by the way, are real. Read the Bible), my brother, sea slugs
Birds:(since I like birds so much, I'm narrowing this down) lyrebirds, penguins, puffins, Dodo birds, hummingbirds
Places: California; Disneyland; my house; England; Fredericksburg, Virginia
Hobbies: reading, writing, marine science, dancing, acting, talking about Redwall, arts and crafts, fighting aliens
Books: Redwall, (duh!) Sherlock Holmes, Wind in the Willows, Chronicles of Narnia, Mouse Guard, The Hobbit, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Dragon Rider, Inkheart, Sci-fi, and books by Madeleine L'engle.
TV shows: NCIS, Monk, Doctor Who, White Collar, Jeeves and Wooster, Mapp and Lucia, Star Trek: Next Generation
Movies: The Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Wall*E, UP, Toy Story (1, 2, and 3), Incredibles (I'm a big fan of Disney Pixar), The Court Jester, My Fair Lady, Singing in the Rain, Robin Hood (the new one and the Errol Flynn one)
People: Liam Neeson, Matt Smith, Derek Jacobi, Sam Neill, Brian Jacques, my mom, Sherlock Holmes (yeah, I know he's not real, whatever), Archbishop Fulton Sheen. Karen Killan, Arthur Darvill
Music: Chameleon Circuit, OneRepublic, Coldplay, Lifehouse, Broadway and Movie Music

Things I Like

Reading and Writing
Acting/Performing
Marine science
Biking
Arts and Crafts mostly having to do with paper and embellishing. I'm the card-maker in the family
Roller-blading/skating
Dancing
Lava lamps
Homeschooling
Sci-Fi
Listening to music
Traveling and seeing new things. But not moving eight times in 14 years.
Mountains
Road trips!
Steampunk stuff
Tidepools
Thinking about....well...things, mostly
Birds : >
Rainy days
People who aren't afraid to admit or express they're religion
English ways, customs, and speech.
Disneyland. There is a distinct difference between Disneyworld and Disneyland, and 'Land is totally better. I could give a whole lecture on the differences
Snow
Baby animals
Redwall Abbey : )
Boston creme doughnuts
Language arts
My journal, which was given to me by a good friend who called it The Book of Anything

Why I'm A Hare

I can be rather cheeky and loud and talkative and boisterous, and I never turn away from a good meal! Also my singing voice is not that good, but that doesn't stop me from warblin' a pretty ditty or two once in while, wot! I'm not one of the most modest types; and I guess I could be pretty perilous if the need arose, not that it ever did living in southern California in the middle of the city. But who knows? So that's why I'm a hare.

Quotes

These are just random quotes I've picked up that I like, and will keep adding to. --Laurel Haremaid ^{Oooh look, a pastie!} 08:30, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic. - Lewis Carroll

It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end. - Earnest Hemingway

How inappropriate to call this planet 'Earth', when it is clearly 'Ocean'. - Arthur C. Clarke

Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

A lot of people attack the sea, I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Shoot for the moon... Even if you fall you will land among the stars. (Les Brown)

I don't work in groups; it's hard to work in groups when you're omnipotent. - Q

Silence is golden; duct tape is silver.

"So every son of a b**** on this whole cruddy island can see it!" - soldier on his way up to Mount Suribachi with the American flag

If we do not honor the valor of our Defenders, we diminish their victory. (Anonymous)

(This next one is from the text in the menu of the "Blue Anchor" British pub and restaurant in Delray Beach, Florida):

"Our Opening Times: Six days a week 11:30 a.m. On the Seventh Day we open at Noon... so we have time to get our sins forgiven before we start em' all over again!"

Friends? :D

Sign your signature here if you want me to acknowledge your existence. Just go ahead and sign!!!!

Hare buddies, wot! :D --Long Patrol Girl File:Kailee Pic LPG.jpg ^{"Fish and Chips!!"} 04:11, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Sure! I'll be yore friend. I get in trouble for scoffing as well-Segalia File:Segalia2.png ^{Beware the Warrior!} 05:58, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

--iFren File:Warrior Fren.PNG ^{Can you show me how to fly?} 06:29, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

~Layla the Wildcat File:LaylaGoldeneyes LPG.jpg Talk! 00:07, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Bluestripethewild File:BluestripeandJuliza.jpgSGNIHT MODNAR 02:16, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Verminfate File:Verminfate's Ermine.jpg File:Wengle brookrudder.png Nobeast outfights Razgath the Mercenary!

Silva of the Hazel eyes File:Silva Redo Finished.jpg ^{Sarcasm-Just one more service I provide} 05:39, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Uhhh, I'm not exactly sure what a 'friendsy wendsy' is but I'll just say we're good friends lol! Neildown--67.142.162.20 18:51, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

--Penglens Who needs logic? 18:53, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, you read my story so i'm your friend!--Dewface 19:58, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

MeMememememememe Pick MEEEEEEEEE!--Maudie Thropple 20:02, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

MWAHAHAHA! You acknowledged me before i signed! YES! I'm special! :) Arrowtail File:Saffron.jpgLeave a message after you click! 16:56, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

wooo hoooo!!--Dewface File:Dewface.jpg ^{LOL :D} 00:12, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

Friendship makes the world go round!--FerretmaidenFile:Meeka photoshopped outfit two done.jpg"I live in a Fantasy world" 00:19, 27 August 2009 (UTC) 01:01, September 2, 20 03:09, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Hi matey! Can I be a friendsy wendsie? I wants t'be yore matey, matey! Trenna Swiftpaw 21:48, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Friends! Gulo! Gulo! -- GulotheSavage - File:Gulo.JPG-Gulo Never Sleeps! 21:32, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

--Maudie Thropple ^{Who stole me flippin salad?!} 18:21, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

I'll be your friendsy wendsie :D Sister Armel 03:27, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

I'll be your friendsy wendsie as long as you don't call me that.--The Wild OneFile:Snowpaw2 byLaria.jpg^{Today is a good day to die!} 00:38, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Let's be friends! --Peony Laminar ^{"I say, you chaps"} 17:24, May 5, 2010 (UTC)

Ahhh! Why didn't I sign sooner?! --Lord Bluestripe File:Orlando.jpg ^{Eulaliiiiiiaaa!} 03:01, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

Please dont call a pore ageless war veteran that, its disrespectful, but wot the bloomin' heck, I'll sign! Like yer name, Captain Flander Saberspawn 18:23, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Hi there! I agree with a lot of your dislikes, and I'm a hare too. God Bless!

--Scotty Bluefleck File:Scottyblue fife by Jump.jpgFile:Scotty Bluefleck by Selound.pngO Sword of Truth! Fly swift and sure, that Evil die and Good endure! 13:45, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

--Laria WavedeepFile:Laria.JPG^{I will find ye, wherever ye are...} 10:56, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

Why haven't I signed this yet? O.o Niko Banks (talk) 11:48, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

Update List

Anyone can sign here if they want updates on Laurel Haremaid. Yeah, I know, I don't work on it that much but I try! I'm on chapter four now. : )

Update it NOW I'm dieng here! :D--FerretmaidenFile:Scragg.jpgYou Have My Daggers! 23:02, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Gulo Gulo Gulo!! -- GulotheSavage - File:Gulo.JPG-Gulo Never Sleeps! 21:16, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

I'm askin' ye to update me, matey! Do it soon! Haharr! Trenna Swiftpaw 23:04, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Update me too please!Sister Armel File:Armel.jpg ^REDWAL!!! 00:46, January 31, 2010 (UTC)

A real honor to be your friend, Laurel! :) Salem ^{Hi, matey!}

hey! update me too! thanks! --Dewface File:Dewface.jpg ^{"Beware, the worrior!"} 01:13, May 5, 2010 (UTC)

--Laria WavedeepFile:Laria.JPG^{I will find ye, wherever ye are...} 10:56, November 6, 2010 (UTC)