User:Lord Brocktree of Salamandastron
Lord Brocktree of Salamandastron File:Brocktree.jpg Want some combat?
Vermin Visitors?
[edit]I am Lord Brocktree, Lord of Salamandastron, Lord of Brockhall. I am one of the greatest badger warriors to come to the mountain of Salamandastron, I am not just a warrior, I defend the poor, the weak, the defenseless. Any vermin who want to come to the mountain to steal food treasure.. etc can have a breakfast of bits of iron slung by my hare slingers, a lunch of arrows fired by my archers, and supper of javelins. Oh yes... there is seconds of sabers, pikes, halberds, lances, axes and various kinds of weapons...
The Long Patrol Chant
[edit]O vermin if you dare, come and us someday, Bring all your friends your weapons too. You'll find a good warm welcome, let nobeast living say, That cold steel was never good enough for you.
Eulalia! Eulalia! Come bring your vermin horde,
The Long Patrol awaits you, led by a Badger Lord!
You won't find poor helpless beasts all undefended, Like the old ones, babes and mothers that you've slain And you'll find that when your pleasant visit's ended That you'll never ever leave our shores again.
Eulalia! Eulalia! Come bring your vermin horde, The Long Patrol awaits you, led by a Badger Lord!
All you cowards of the land and flotsam of the sea, Who murder, pillage, loot, when'er you please, There's a Long Patrol a waitin', we'll greet you cheerfully, You'll hear us cry Eulalia on the breeze.
Eulalia! Eulalia! Come bring your vermin horde, The Long Patrol awaits you, led by a Badger Lord!
'Tis a welcome to bullies who slay without a care, All those good and peaceful creatures who can't fight, But perilous and dangerous the beast they call the hare, Who stands for nought but honour and the right.
Eulalia! Eulalia! Come bring your vermin horde, The Long Patrol awaits you, led by a Badger Lord!
Fan fiction back up
Stupid Vermin deaths
[edit]Slagar The Cruel=a well.
Cluny The Scourge=a bell.
Swartt Sixclaw=fell off a mountain
Riftun=lightning
Favorites
[edit]Favorite Male Hare= Brigadier Buckworthy Crumshaw
Favorite Female Hare= Captain Twayblade
Favorite Male Mouse= Luke The Warrior
Favorite female Mouse= Columbine
Favorite Male Badger= Lord Brocktree
Favorite Female Badger= Lady Salixia
Favorite Male Otter= Skipper Warthorn
Favorite Female Otter= Queen Garraway Bullow
Favorite Male Squirrel= Felldoh
Favorite Female Squirrel= Lady Amber
