Stiffener Medick

The World's greatest hare at y'service! I am the boxing hare, Stiffener Medick, the only inhabitant in shape at the Mountain during the rule of Lord Stonepaw, and proud of it!

About the Amazing Boxing Hare

In my library I own every Redwall book in Paperback, no, on the contrary The Sable Quean is hardback, wot! Here are the greatest characters, going in book order:

Methuselah
Asmodeus
Martin, I guess, cause he's the main theme 'n' all...
ANY Spike (e.g., Ambrose, etc.)
Lady Amber and Skipper, the Coolest Duo in Any Book Ever
Young and Owd Dinny
Tsarmina (Grrrr, what a pretty cat! MEEEEEEEOOOOWWWW!!!)
Ashleg (Yeeeeeeeaaaah!)
Tramun Clogg
Boar and Bella
Brigadier Thyme (Recongnition for Personal Excellence, Wot!)
Gabool (I mean cummon, what a sweet villain!)
Rawnblade Widestripe (Bloody Brilliant name, eh?)
Joseph (Ma middle name, ye ken)
Arula (Bo hurr, yuss zurr!)
TRAMUN CLOGG!!!!!! YA-HARR-HARR!!!!! (Do ya' get any cooler than a fat stoat with braided hair+beard that wears silky robes and wooden clogs? HOW BLOODY COOL IS THAT?!!!)
Poleekin
Egburt (Wot foine purty spekin's you'm got, zurr H'egburt!)
Blaggut ('e made me cry, I tell ye, e' made me cry!) (:)
ANY Spike (e.g., Ambrose, etc.)
Ublaz Madeyes (There really aren't enough Pine Martens, don't you agree?)
Arven
Rockjaw Grang, Perigord, Clubrush, Torgoch, Twayblade, all those chaps/chappettes
CREGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANY and EVERY Spearback (e.g., Tragglo, Gurgan, etc.)
Count Dooku
Silth
Sunflash, I suppose...
Bowfleg, the... Warlord, maybe? (That's wot Swartt's father-in-law's name is, right?)
Tramun Clogg
Sawney Rath; Ruggan Bor
Ungatt Trunn (Never really got killed, like his bloody awesome niece)
Russano
Grubbage (Oh Golly jee, doan't ye love goodbeast vermin like ol' Grubbage?)
Ringo Starr
Bladd
Sarengo
Riggu Felis but NOT his family
Lorgo and Kolun Galedeep
Weilmark Scaut
Tugga Bruster--the coolest Log a Log, and not enough credit! They mercilessly beat him up for no reason! He should be Abbot of Redwall.
Baliss; Sicariss
Veeku (The poor crow, so cruel and even more so cool! What a piteous death...)
Taylor Swift
Zaran the Black
Tramun Clogg
AXTEL STURNCLAW!!! ("Coom an' meet ee choild of death!!!!!!!!!")
Vilaya (Ooowee, that sable makes me hotter than July!)
BRANG FORGEFIRE!!!!
Meliton Gubthorpe Digglewaithe (Don't the Hares at Redwall that eat a lot get beat up too bloody much?)
Shaym O'Chubbacutch--Not enough Personal Recognition for Fat Ole Uncle Shaym

There are more; I promise I'll get to them!!!

I am Ungatt Trunn's War General

Attention to all candidates of the Blue Horde of Ungatt Trunn: If the Mighty Warlord has accepted you, then please come by Salamandastron within a month's time of your acceptance. Cregga and Brang are making all sorts of weapons, and we will fit you with the one that we think fits best for you. The Chairman of the Warboard, Brigadier Thyme will be passing out instructions and a map of the mountain. Other Board members will be fitting you into uniforms. We kindly ask you all to find Sir Tramun Clogg in the caverns below the east side where you will be painted blue. Once again, congratulations, and welcome!

~Stiffener Medick, War General