User blog comment:Mauran Axestripe/The 3rd Mossflower General Company Patrol/@comment-1298206-20090626191705

After a day's march, the new recruits sit down and wait for dinner.

Bluestripe:I say, I'm flippin' starving!Who's the blinkin' cook around here?

Winey:I'm'ungry an' my ear hurts.One of them lil' squirrels bit me ear!Waaaaahhh! I'm so 'ungry1Me tail hurts, too......*Winey starts murmuring complaints to himself*