User blog comment:Shieldmaiden/Alanna of Southsward/@comment-1222705-20090528175522

DARNIT!!! NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Update please!!! *bends air in all realms and gathers molecules of Ring* YESSS! *rebuilds and gives to Melkor who then gives it to Souron who then loses it to Isildur who then dies and loses it to the river which then loses it to Deagle(or whatever his name was) who then dies and loses it to Smeagol who then becomes Gollum and loses it to Bilbo who then leaves it to Frodo who then loses it(and his finger) to Gollum who then gets happy and prances over the edge of Mount Doom* *looks at chewed off finger then at SM* Cannibal! *picks up severed finger and sticks on stump* oops, thats upside down! *Anditieum coated bone comes out as blade and cuts finger off again, puts on RIGHT this time!* Ah! That's better! Wait how did you chew threw Anditieum?!? PLEASE UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL SERVE YOU TO THE DEATH IF YOPU UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!