User blog comment:Silva the Squirrelmaiden/The Black Rose of Redwall/@comment-1421927-20090710003740

Maybe she's clastriphobic! Or however you spell it. Or maybe its all a dream...maybe she ate some shell-fish or peanut butter and is having anipilactic shock...can't spell that either :( Or maybe she had some raw sushi or the meat she ate had worms in it or she ate a rotten banana or she is stressed and needs to see a therapist. Or maybe she's deathly afraid or flying squirrels or she hates forests or she needs a time out and some alone time to contimplate her good-or-evil-ness. Maybe that insomnia is coming back and her brain is slowing shutting down and so she needs to take a nap like RIGHT NOW or she'll die.

Or maybe the shrews are leading them into a trap!!

I'm such a conspiracy theorist xD