Whurp

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Whurp was a fat male squirrel, a Chieftain of Coneslingers, and the father of Burnby. He and his squirrel tribe lived in an outcrop of pine trees near the seashore, and set many traps for unwary foes inside their home. Whurp helped Triss and Shogg escape Princess Kurda and her Ratguards by having his tribe rain down hard, green pinecones upon the vermin. Whurp almost constantly spouted what he deemed to be words of wisdom, ending each quotation with the phrase, "...that's what I always say!"