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John-E

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The loopiest otter! Ever! (ie, me)

Species: Sea Otter
Place of Origin: Mossflower Country
Gender: Male
Weapon: Sword, sling
Death: I'm not dead...am I?
Books
Appears: Vidny Shadow.
Mentioned: Kasspian's Bite

Hi!

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Hello, and welcome to my page! Hope you like it!

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John-E - Death to all my foes!:
<font color=white size=1 face="{{{fonttype"}}}>TALK - Wednesday 9 December 2015
Cross me and die, foul scum of my enemies!
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John-E File:John-E.jpg Tripes and taters! Mossflowerrrr!! 17:39, October 26, 2009 (UTC) 




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PS If you are mad, then please come here

PPS Martin2, this means YOU!

PPPS I'm also the admin for the Creations Wiki and the Easy Work Wiki

Announcements

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NONE ... yet

Books I have read

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File:LbUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Lord Brocktree.
File:MTWHardcover.jpg This user owns a copy of Martin the Warrior.
File:MFhardcover.jpg This user owns a copy of Mossflower.
File:LolUS.jpg This user owns a copy of The Legend of Luke.
File:BMUS.jpg This user owns a copy of The Bellmaker.
File:SalamandastronUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Salamandastron.
File:RedwallUSCover.jpg This user owns a copy of Redwall.
File:MattimeoUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Mattimeo.
File:PearlsOfLutraUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Pearls of Lutra.
File:TheLongPatrolUS.gif This user owns a copy of The Long Patrol.
File:MarlfoxUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Marlfox.
File:TaggerungUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Taggerung.
File:TrissUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Triss.
File:LoamhedgeUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Loamhedge.
File:RtUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Rakkety Tam.
File:HrUS.jpg This user owns a copy of High Rhulain.
File:Eulalia.jpg This user owns a copy of Eulalia!.
File:DoomwyteUS.jpg This user owns a copy of Doomwyte.
File:Sablequeanus.jpg This user owns a copy of The Sable Quean.

Fan Fic updates

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Sign up here for updates on my various fanfics. Each fanfic has a riddle for a spoiler. Once you have your answer, post it here

Vidny Shadow

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Updated

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Spoilers

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When does 19 - 1 = 20?

A Murdress's Brat

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Updated

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I'd love an update John-E! Pirate Vixen 101 19:10, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Spoilers

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Hickamore, hackamore,
on the King's kitchen door.
All the Kings horses
and all the King's men.
Can't drive hickamore, hackamore,
off the King's kitchen door.

Kasspian's Bite

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Updated

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Spoilers

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What do you add to nineteen to make twenty?

Lunatics (Self-Made and Driven)

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Definition of a Self-Made Lunatic

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A Self-Made Lunatic is someone who deliberately drives themselves mad, and in some cases, off the rails, over the cliff and into the river. In short, a completely nutty fruitcake with the average brain capacity of a flea eating peas and apricots. I am both, as are many other people with bananas on their heads.

Definition of a Driven Lunatic

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If you don't drive yourself off the rails, but someone pushes you, you are a Driven Lunatic. These kinds are rarely appreciated for the scope they give others, but for their inherent ability to whistle whilst diving off the fishmongers stall and into the pavement. It is easy to be one of these, as you only have to show me you can perform the above feat - if someone pushes you.

The Mental Docter

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To qualify as one of my patients, you must define your symptoms whilst dancing an Penny Whistle. If you end up on your head doing an impression of a demented cockroach, you have passed the examination and must now enter the Loony Bin for People who can perform Demented Cockroach Impressions.

The Loony Bin

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Poll: Where do You fit in?
 
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The poll was created at 16:03 on March 24, 2010, and so far 9 people voted.
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The Loony Bin for People who can perform Demented Cockroach Impressions

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Can you perform Demented Cockroach impressions? No? Get out. Yes? Alright, you can go here. NOW GET OUT BEFORE I HAVE TO PUSH MYSELF OFF THE PROVERBIAL FISHMONGER'S SHOP!!!!!! THREE MONTHS IN HOSPITAL IS BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I am going insane. Here's Top Gear . . . flumph

The Loony Bin for People with Banana-Skin Hats

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If you have a bananananananana-skin hat, then you have come to the right place. Simply type your name on THIS PAGE, and I will send you some amusing images of stuff you will like (banananananas)

Sanies

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If you are sane, then you fit in here. If you fit in here, you are wasting my time. Get out.


I said get out


I said GET OUT


AAAAAAAAAARRGHHHHH!!! (Mental Doctors whack me on the head with a large herring) aaaaaaahhh.

A Strange Place for People with Bananas on their Heads

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Rotating CCTV Cameras

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Me!

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Hiya! I am Johnny Edward, but my otterfriends call me John-E or just John. I am an otter, and if you want to visit, my home is under the hill east of the ford by the toppled oak. If you want me, sit on the top of the hill, and chuck a stone down the little hole.

By the way, if I've tried to bash your brains out with my sling, or behead you with my sword, then the best advice I can give you is don't come near my hill.


Johnny

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Extended Family of Johnny.

       Grath Longfletch--+--Inbar Trueflight

                                 |                                                                              Tiria Wildlough--------+--------Leatho Shellhound
                                 |                                                                                                            |
                                 |                                                                                                            |
           Missing Generations         Zaran the Black--+--Skipper Rorgus                                         |                              

                            |                                              |                                                                  |

                            |                                       Rorzan                                                               |

                            |                                         |                                                                      |

                            |                             Missing Generations ------------------------------------------------------+

                            |                                     |

                    Yarro Trueflight------+------Honeydew Bulrush                             

                                                |                                        

                                            Me!

My ships

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Fireclaw

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Ship

Distinguishing Features: Long dragon's head prow, three sails, overhanging cabins on each side.
Captain(s): Me!
Destruction: N/A
Books
Appears in: None





Saffron Devil

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Ship

Distinguishing Features: Large square yellow sails, crocus bulb nest
Captain(s): Me!
Destruction: N/A
Books
Appears in: None


My hill

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As you may know, my hill is rather large, and the reasons are this:

  • I have to live in it
  • I have to store one medium-sized ship in it
  • I need guest quarters, a forge and a weapons room. Well, where else would I keep and make my weapons?
  • It's the same as Rangval's Rogue's Retreat
  • I need a large, cheese-shaped hole for my insane pet of a monkey, who - unless placed in this containment zone - would go madder than a hatter and attack me with my own carrot peeler.

I like it large, because it means that I can live comfortably in it.

Other unknown things about are that:

  • It has a large lake underground
  • It has two caverns jutting out beneath the River Moss, one that I use as a cell; and the other a cell for a behemoth of an insane fish.
  • The fish (a pike) (modelled on Stormfin) has an appetite the size of The Abyss

My favourites

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Here is a list of some of my favorite characters, places, and other such things.



Art

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Requests

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I am one of the Redwall Artists and if you post a description here, I will draw you a pic.

Remember, post here.

Other

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If you want to draw me, then here's the info;

  • Name: John-E
  • Species: Sea Otter
  • Weapons: One sword, a throwing knife (middle), a chopping knife (top), a stabbing knife (bottom), and a brown sling and green stonepouch
  • Clothing: Brown breeches, green top (same as slingpouch), two belts (around waist; around chest)
  • Hair: Light brown
  • Skin: Dark brown
  • Other: Tattoo of eel on right paw, long tail
If you want to draw any of my other characters, go here

Friends

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If you want to be my friend then sign below the line, thanks.



PLEASE SIGN BELOW THE LINE, THANK YOU

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John-E - Death to all my foes!:
<font color=white size=1 face="{{{fonttype"}}}>TALK - Wednesday 9 December 2015
Cross me and die, foul scum of my enemies!
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Cool! I like Finnbarr, Sunflash, Rasconza and Captain Fortindom too!! Wild Doogy Plumm File:DoogyPlumm.PNG Haway Braaaaaw!


ShieldmaidenFile:Thorn the Shieldmaiden.jpgI live by honor and die like a warrior 18:19, September 25, 2009 (UTC)


Nice to meet you! Please sign my friend page too! Neildown --67.142.162.28 01:08, September 26, 2009 (UTC)


~Layla the Wildcat File:LaylaGoldeneyes LPG.jpg Talk! 18:19, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

Ahoy!-Segalia File:Segalia2.png Beware the Warrior! 13:37, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

--iFren File:Warrior Fren.PNG Can you show me how to fly? 14:01, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

I'll be your good matey!--Bluestripe the Wild File:Bluestripe the Wild.jpg For Salamandastron! 02:51, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Hiya!--FerretmaidenFile:Meeka photoshopped outfit two done.jpg"We were ment to fly!!!" 22:08, September 30, 2009 (UTC)


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<poll> Poll: Where do You fit in? The Loony Bin for People who can perform Demented Cockroach Impressions (I'm here) The Loony Bin for People with Banana-Skin Hats (And here) The Loony Bin for People who think they are The Stig (And here) The Loony Bin for People who would like to Qualify as a Driven Lunatic by pushing themselves (I tried once, and three days in hospital is BOOOOOOORING!!!) All of the above (I more than qualify for this) Sanies(I think I'm - oh no, wait, I'm not here) </poll>



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Greetings, mellon.--Pinedance ConeslingerFile:Pinedance-Barko Ballet lift.JPGWant to chat? 19:31, October 11, 2009 (UTC) 

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